Humble, He Is Not. But Funny? Now That's A Different Story!

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Humble, He Is Not. But Funny? Now That's A Different Story!
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If I had an award for every time the Daily Mail said my career was over, I'd...oh wait...hold on. Ha ha -Ricky Gervais

She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!

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She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!
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If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais