Hey, there's some people coming to visit me! Mormons!! (Robin Williams)

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Pope (Darth Vader* kinda)

for the last time, scientology is not a real religion!!! I'm going to see Xenu...brb (Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise)

INVISIBLE JESUS GUN. Because it's open season on Scientologists this month.

this pic lacks SUNGLASSES (Tom Hanks)