-Star Wars

Caption ALL the celebrities!

-Bill O'Reilly

I was elected to lead, not to read!

While most news networks broadcasted the moment of silence for the victims of the September 11 terrorist attacks, NBC thought a more fitting tribute would be to have Kris Jenner talk about breast implants. Yes, that really actually happened. How does anybody at NBC still have a job?

Thanks to Pundit Kitchen for the tip!

"Who is it?" "Jehova's Witnesses." "I'm not home." "Really?"
-The Hobbit, Martin Freeman

Set humor to ludicrous speed!