-Demi Lovato, X Factor

"Jersey Shore" is finally ending and some faith in humanity has been restored!

-Lana Del Rey, June Shannon

Snooki had a baby? Tell me again how this affects you personally. -Gene Wilder

Right then! 15 more to go. -Snooki

I think I'll stay at the Marriott instead. -Paris Hilton

-Kim Kardashian, Raven Simone