My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago.
Do you want me to use my pimp hand?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
-Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon
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