-Pete Diddy

I gave up J Lo for THIS?! WTF was I thinkin'?! -P Dribble Puff A Bunch

I'm still taking my high school yearbook photo. -Sean Crumb Daddy Thug A Bug

EYE GOUGING is what I'm going to do to myself after seeing this pic. -Sean Drop A Fiddy Pee A Lot

Puff Daddy? P-diddy who? Puffy? Diddy what? Sean WHO??? Who the hell do you want to talk to? -Jonah Hill, Puff Diddly Do Dat

I don't normally change my name... But when I do it's at least 4 or 5 times. -P Diddy Fluffy Crunk Shovel

I don't always change my name... but when I do people say, "WTF?!" -P Diddy Puff A Lot