We'll have moron Presidential candidates after the break... that should read MORE ON Presidential candidates... after the break. -Will Ferrell

Yes, you can be "The Fifth Beatle." -Paul McCartney, Vladimir Putin

More Putin humor over at Pundit Kitchen!

While in China to promote a movie, Christian Bale attempted to meet a personal hero, Chen Guangcheng, a blind lawyer and activist who is confined to his home and guarded by Chinese police. The police pushed and punched Bale and members of the film crew with him, and they then chased the actor's car as he fled the location.

Personally, I would have loved to see Bale go all Batman on those policemen.

Having worked with a groundhog, I know how you must feel about Congress

(Barack Obama, Bill Murray, Michelle Obama)

LOLitics!

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

(Robert De Niro)

Here are a few examples of what I'm talking about.

Sick of politicians who don't come through on their promises? In 2012, vote for a man who literally has patriotism for blood. CHUCK NORRIS: He bleeds red white and blue

(Chuck Norris)

Who are YOU voting for?