Best Week Ever got their hands on the upcoming Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictorial and not even the best air-brushing in the world could make this shoot sexy.
I can't figure out why Hef would pay LiLo almost a million bucks for stuff we can all see for free any night of the week when she leaves her house, but maybe I'm too dumb to comprehend the logic of the skin business.
Without further ado, here is Lindsay Lohan doing her best Marilyn Monroe.
