Too late, Larry. We already chose sides. -Phillip Seymour Hoffman

See, it says so right here - Section 4, Article 9, Paragraph 1: not all black people run around shouting "I pity the fool". -Edward Norton, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Spike Lee

The Talent Agency of Talent discusses Phillip Seymour Hoffman's next project. Or are they discussing Jim Gaffigan? UNCLEAR! OMG, those guys really do look similar...

William Wallace from Braveheart is MY Ancestor. Ok, he's my cousin 49 times removed on my mother's side...but he's still my ancestor! -Phillip Seymour Hoffman