It was SO BEAUTIFUL, that night... The moon was shining, i was in my strapless red dress.... Tom had his new stepladder...

(Penelope Cruz)

You haven't heard a word that I've said, have you? Quarter after six. -Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz

I'm banging Penelope Cruz!! (Javier Bardem)

He's not the FATHER! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!1 (Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz)

Javier Bardem, come on down to the Price is Right! (Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz)