A FOOL AND HIS $$ Will soon be...oh, nevermind. He'll figure it out soon enough. -Pauly D

Y U NO T-SHIRT TIME -Pauly D

Call The Exterminator! They're Chewing The Wires Again. -Pauly D

New season of 3 1/2 men -Jersey Shore

thats the the pond we drink from -Pauly D

Dude, TRUST ME She's REALLY not that into you... (Pauly D, Ellen)