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Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.
-Star Trek
DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM - When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.
-Star Trek, Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
When I get out of this man-trap, I'm gonna vaporise every IKEA outlet on the planet! -Sir Patrick Stewart