I Was Gonna Make Better Life Choices, But Then I Got High...

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I was gonna be a actress but then I got high....I was gonna be a singer but then I got high...I was gonna be a model but then I got high -Paris Hilton

*OH, PAWIS. LEMME SPLAIN.*

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Ya know, you're more popular than I am. Every guy I run into lately, asks for you.

(Paris Hilton)

On This Episode of CRABS:

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Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when she infects you? -Paris Hilton

PARIS

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Paris: expensive and smelly. (Paris Hilton)

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