Lol, I still don't know what i'm doing.
Aw, celebrating my mental age instead of my real age was such a fun idea. And you used the right number of candles too!
Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!
Moar delicious treats over at My Food Looks Funny!
-Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian
-Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Mean Girls
OMG ONE NIGHT IN PARIS. I GET IT NOW!
-Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie
Looks like Paris Hilton has REALLY let herself go.
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