It's just my other hand, ok?!

(Jennifer Lopez)

LITTLE PENIS GUTARS perfect gift for any man

(Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake)

And then you grab it like this

(Will Forte, Jorma Taccone)

Breaking News - And the award for "Short Features" goes to-

(David Monahan, Hayden Panettiere)

When I say my penis is the size of a plane, I mean from this far away...

(Kanye West)