Some days Madonna feels like a 20 year old... but there isn't always one around.

(Madonna)

Well I never!

(Mick Jagger)

Wanna hear a joke, kid? Why did the Alzheimer's patient forget the punchline to his joke? Wanna hear a joke, kid?

(Larry King)

I AM 40 But I am up for immediate adoption

(Angelina Jolie)