Great News! R. Kelly Wrote 32 NEW Chapters to "Trapped in the Closet"!!!

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Good news, everyone! R. Kelly has written 32 new chapters to his "legendary" 2007 hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet" because the world obviously hasn't suffered enough. Case in point, the above video featuring Chapter 7 of "Trapped in the Closet."

The only saving grace preventing this musical disaster from happening is that Kelly lacks funding to produce the updated chapters. However, TMZ reports that the troubled singer is currently looking for financial backing and could begin work on the updated chapters immediately once the money starts rolling in.

Dear recession, please prevent any money from rolling in. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD. :(

"Titanic" Screen Test Awkwardness: Jeremy Cisto

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It's a good thing James Cameron went with Leonardo DiCaprio and not Jeremy Cisto, because this is seriously painful to watch.
-Kate Winslet, Jeremy Cisto

Worst Films Ever Made: Deadly Prey

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"Deadly Prey" is a 1987 action film starring Ted Prior as Mike Danton, a steroid-pounding Vietnam vet who is hunted by a group of maniac mercenaries, presumably for his super sweet Bugle Boy jorts (cut-off jean shorts for anyone lucky enough not to know) that seem to be the singular source of his super human soldiering abilities.

Terrible Movie Trailer Tag Line: "A film so violent it cannot be rated!"

Bonus: full-length film - "Deadly Prey"

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