Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Worst Films Ever Made: Deadly Prey

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"Deadly Prey" is a 1987 action film starring Ted Prior as Mike Danton, a steroid-pounding Vietnam vet who is hunted by a group of maniac mercenaries, presumably for his super sweet Bugle Boy jorts (cut-off jean shorts for anyone lucky enough not to know) that seem to be the singular source of his super human soldiering abilities.

Terrible Movie Trailer Tag Line: "A film so violent it cannot be rated!"

Bonus: full-length film - "Deadly Prey"

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