Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Tan Mom Ur Perf Nevr Change

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A drunken Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, was looking flawless on the red carpet only moments before being kicked off the stage at Manhattan's XL Club after swearing at the audience, kicking over her wine glass and physically attacking the drag queen host.

Krentcil gained internet notoriety after being charged with taking her five-year-old daughter tanning earlier this year, in case you forgot why she's "famous" or something.

Perfect mother, never change lol JK pls stahp.

"Titanic" Screen Test Awkwardness: Jeremy Cisto

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It's a good thing James Cameron went with Leonardo DiCaprio and not Jeremy Cisto, because this is seriously painful to watch.
-Kate Winslet, Jeremy Cisto

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