Great News! R. Kelly Wrote 32 NEW Chapters to "Trapped in the Closet"!!!

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Good news, everyone! R. Kelly has written 32 new chapters to his "legendary" 2007 hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet" because the world obviously hasn't suffered enough. Case in point, the above video featuring Chapter 7 of "Trapped in the Closet."

The only saving grace preventing this musical disaster from happening is that Kelly lacks funding to produce the updated chapters. However, TMZ reports that the troubled singer is currently looking for financial backing and could begin work on the updated chapters immediately once the money starts rolling in.

Dear recession, please prevent any money from rolling in. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD. :(

"Titanic" Screen Test Awkwardness: Jeremy Cisto

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It's a good thing James Cameron went with Leonardo DiCaprio and not Jeremy Cisto, because this is seriously painful to watch.
-Kate Winslet, Jeremy Cisto

Tan Mom Ur Perf Nevr Change

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A drunken Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, was looking flawless on the red carpet only moments before being kicked off the stage at Manhattan's XL Club after swearing at the audience, kicking over her wine glass and physically attacking the drag queen host.

Krentcil gained internet notoriety after being charged with taking her five-year-old daughter tanning earlier this year, in case you forgot why she's "famous" or something.

Perfect mother, never change lol JK pls stahp.

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