A new ad from Nancy Pelosi's opponent depicts her as a sheep-sacrificing zombie. It's original, you gotta give him that.
I was elected to lead, not to read!
We'll find a way. I already told you Marcus, we can't be together. You're a zombie and I'm human.
-Night of the Living Dead? (idk :/)
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