Please, Lower Your Standards

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Hello, my name is Nicolas Cage, and my movies will meet the same fate as the Tasmanian Tiger --unless you all lower your standards! -Nicolas Cage

They Told Me I Could Be Anything...

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They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...so I became a crappy meme. -Nicolas Cage

You Get What You Pay For

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Having been hugely impressed with the Charlie Sheen HyperFlesh mask, Nick commissions a cheaper, lesser know mask creator to make one based on his likeness

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YOU DON'T SAY?!

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I shouldn't have made "You Don't Say" face -Nicolas Cage