The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

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After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.

Sick Burn, Dave!

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Sick Burn, Dave!
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Nickelback walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. -Dave Grohl

The World's Most Offensive Image

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The World's Most Offensive Image
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Nicolas Cage hiding in an UGG Croc decorated with Internet Explorer icons, featuring a Nickelback background and eye-gouging lime green Comic Sans and Papyrus text.

This is easily the worst thing on the internet.