-Ron Howard, Jason Bateman, Mitchell Hurwitz
After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.
If you've ever wondered who Jay-Z and Beyonce's biggest fan is, look no further than 31-year-old Ronald Deaver. Deaver kept it real New Year's Eve when he allegedly stabbed a man for not knowing King J and Queen B were married.
Thankfully the argument didn't escalate as to whether or not B is faking her pregnancy as some tabloids have suggested, or else Deaver might have just stabbed every person in the neighborhood in a fit of rage.