After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.
If you're still following the RPatz/KStew split, then this video is for you. Jon Stewart got the first post-split interview with actor Robert Pattinson and it was beautiful, hilarious and filled with ice cream creys.
After a spiritual pilgrimage to Jamaica, rapper Snoop Dogg has decided to ditch the "Dogg" and take up with a new animal moniker, the lion.
The idea came about when a Rastafarian priest told Snoop that he was "You are the light; you are the lion." and from that moment, Snoop's mind was completely blown and a bunch of animals came to pay their respects like in Disney's "The Lion King" and all was right with the world.