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I wish this was a joke, but unfortunately it's all too real. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has teamed up with renowned digital media artist Greg Horn (Iron Man, X-Men, Black Widow) and MPS Entertainment to produce the first graphic novel starring what appears to be a radioactive gorilla juicehead that gained superpowers from a radioactive tanning bed.
Sounds amazing, right?
Well it gets better. Other notable members associated with The Sitch's graphic design team include Eisner Award winning writer Paul Jenkins (Wolverine: Origins, Batman, Hulk, Spider-Man), pencil and inks by Talent Caldwell (Superman, X-Men, G.I. Joe), and coloring by Paul Mounts (Avengers, Ultimate X-Men, Wolverine, and Thor).
The first edition will premier at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con in August, so don't be surprised if we see superhero-hungry Hollywood paying six-figures to adapt this atrocity for the big screen sometime next year.
The Situation... as a superhero... and not a joke. WTF is going on?!
On March 9, 1997, Christopher Wallace, a.k.a Biggie Smalls, a.k.a. the Notorious B.I.G., was shot to death at a stoplight in Los Angeles. The murder was thought to be the culmination of an ongoing feud between rap music artists from the East and West coasts, but the case remains unsolved.
B.I.G. gained commercial success following the release of his 1994 album "Ready to Die" which went quadruple-platinum, launching Bad Boy Records and revitalizing East Coast hip-hop during a time when West Coast rap dominated the rap scene.
His second album, prophetically titled "Life After Death," was released posthumously on March 25, 1997 and is credited as one of the best-selling rap albums of all time.
TMZ reports that Snooki, the pint-sized sex pot featured on MTV's hit reality TV show "Jersey Shore" done come up preggers.
Snooki denied rumors earlier this month on a Sirius/XM radio program, but has now come clean and admitted she is already three months along in her pregnancy.
Although Snooki has yet to release the name of her baby daddy, it is reported that the entire state of New Jersey is on paternity test red alert.
Congratulations to Snooki, who will no doubt be a wonderful mother and role model to her unborn child. Cheers!