The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

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After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.

R.I.P. Phyllis Diller

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Comedian Phyllis Diller has died, reports TMZ. She was 95.

Thanks for nearly a century of laughs, Phyllis! You and your comedy will be missed!

Jon Stewart and Robert Pattinson Talk Break-up Over a Pint of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

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If you're still following the RPatz/KStew split, then this video is for you. Jon Stewart got the first post-split interview with actor Robert Pattinson and it was beautiful, hilarious and filled with ice cream creys.