Christian Bale Assaulted in China While Trying to Meet Blind Lawyer & Activist

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While in China to promote a movie, Christian Bale attempted to meet a personal hero, Chen Guangcheng, a blind lawyer and activist who is confined to his home and guarded by Chinese police. The police pushed and punched Bale and members of the film crew with him, and they then chased the actor's car as he fled the location.

Personally, I would have loved to see Bale go all Batman on those policemen.

MacGyver Breaks Down In Malibu

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MacGyver Breaks Down In Malibu
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Richard Dean Anderson, the hunky '80s actor famous for playing MacGyver, found himself in a bit of a pickle after his car broke down in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

Apparently his TV training as a savvy secret agent for the Phoenix Foundation didn't equip him with the skills to repair his station wagon with common, everyday items.

How will MacGyver get out of this one?!

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Pictorial: Eye Bleach Mandatory

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Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Pictorial: Eye Bleach Mandatory
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Best Week Ever got their hands on the upcoming Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictorial and not even the best air-brushing in the world could make this shoot sexy.

I can't figure out why Hef would pay LiLo almost a million bucks for stuff we can all see for free any night of the week when she leaves her house, but maybe I'm too dumb to comprehend the logic of the skin business.

Without further ado, here is Lindsay Lohan doing her best Marilyn Monroe.

Busted! Mariah Yeater's Incriminating Text!

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Busted! Mariah Yeater's Incriminating Text!
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Another day, another setback for Mariah Yeater and her quest to get some of that sweet Bieber cash.

TMZ announced today that they received incriminating text messages from a friend of Yeater's proving that not only is Justin Bieber NOT the father, but the whole thing was just a baseless attempt to extort money out of the pint-sized pop star.

In the text, Yeater asks the unnamed friend to delete old texts from her mom saying her son Tristyn is actually her ex-boyfriend's child, even offering a kickback to keep things quiet.

Talk about a low-down stunt for publicity and a few dollar bills.

Bieber is off Da Baby Daddy Hook!

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Bieber is off Da Baby Daddy Hook!
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TMZ is reporting that Mariah Yeater, the woman who accused Justin Bieber of fathering her four-month-old son Tristyn, has quietly dropped her lawsuit against the Canadian pop star.

Yeater, along with her lawyers Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, hoped that by dismissing the paternity suit they would be spared by Bieber's attorney Howard Weitzman and his threat of a counter-lawsuit for filing a malicious claim, but Weitzman plans on going forward with the lawsuit seem unavoidable.