"Jersey Shore" is finally ending and some faith in humanity has been restored!
After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.
After a spiritual pilgrimage to Jamaica, rapper Snoop Dogg has decided to ditch the "Dogg" and take up with a new animal moniker, the lion.
The idea came about when a Rastafarian priest told Snoop that he was "You are the light; you are the lion." and from that moment, Snoop's mind was completely blown and a bunch of animals came to pay their respects like in Disney's "The Lion King" and all was right with the world.
US Weekly scooped some serious shots of Kristen Stewart with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders recently, and it looks like trouble.
Stewart denies that she's intimately involved with Sanders, but the evidence seems to be leaning toward scandal. Sander's wife, Liberty Moss, tweeted "Wow" following the news of the alleged affair and has yet to make an official statement regarding the allegations. Robert Pattinson is also withholding comments until more information is made available regarding the racy images.