MacGyver Breaks Down In Malibu

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Richard Dean Anderson, the hunky '80s actor famous for playing MacGyver, found himself in a bit of a pickle after his car broke down in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

Apparently his TV training as a savvy secret agent for the Phoenix Foundation didn't equip him with the skills to repair his station wagon with common, everyday items.

How will MacGyver get out of this one?!

Breaking News: Snooki is Pregnant...

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TMZ reports that Snooki, the pint-sized sex pot featured on MTV's hit reality TV show "Jersey Shore" done come up preggers.

Snooki denied rumors earlier this month on a Sirius/XM radio program, but has now come clean and admitted she is already three months along in her pregnancy.

Although Snooki has yet to release the name of her baby daddy, it is reported that the entire state of New Jersey is on paternity test red alert.

Congratulations to Snooki, who will no doubt be a wonderful mother and role model to her unborn child. Cheers!

Christian Bale Assaulted in China While Trying to Meet Blind Lawyer & Activist

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While in China to promote a movie, Christian Bale attempted to meet a personal hero, Chen Guangcheng, a blind lawyer and activist who is confined to his home and guarded by Chinese police. The police pushed and punched Bale and members of the film crew with him, and they then chased the actor's car as he fled the location.

Personally, I would have loved to see Bale go all Batman on those policemen.

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