I'm waiting to be interviewed by the Penn State coaching staff.

(David Monahan, Hayden Panettiere)

eh seen it

(Scarlett Johansson)

Breaking News - And the award for "Short Features" goes to-

(David Monahan, Hayden Panettiere)

I repeat. She's going to be in PLAYBOY.

(Lindsay Lohan)

Damn, somebody must be drinking Tequila, my clothes are falling off again!!

(Rihanna)