Unicorns Don't Pump Blood. They Pump Rainbows!

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There's a Strange beat to your heart . . .It's the sound of a unicorn prancing (Neil Patrick Harris)

Good Guy Neil Patrick Harris

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Could easily sleep with your girlfriend. Sleeps with men instead. -Neil Patrick Harris

Nothing Suits Tony Stark Like an Iron Suit

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The Barney Stinson/Tony Stark mash-up that will make your day infinitely better.
-Neil Patrick Harris, Robert Downey, Jr.

Ever Wondered Why He's so Interested in Such Fine Wear?

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Punmaster Anonymous says: "Yeah, neither have I."

You know what I do wonder? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANONYMOUS I WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT PLZZZZZZZZ - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

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