I'm sorry Tobey. They just don't want you to be Spider-Man anymore. -Tobey Maguire, Natalie Portman

You now have crabs. -Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman

Gross mis-interpretation of the phrase: "I'd love to have an 11 carat ring!" -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

When I said I was a vegetarian I wasn't expecting this -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

straw how do i get to be one? (Natalie Portman)