Cute, But Not What I Wanted...

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Gross mis-interpretation of the phrase: "I'd love to have an 11 carat ring!" -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

You Could Twiddle It But I'd Have to Charge

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my mustache brings all the boys to the yard. damn right, it's better than yours (Natalie Portman)

I Wasn't Expecting This...

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When I said I was a vegetarian I wasn't expecting this -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher