-Kevin Hart, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

-Nightmare Minaj

Jersey babies are not raised on mother's milk. -Snooki

All the basic needs to raise a child. -Snooki

Some kids have the deck stacked against them. -Snooki

-Disney, Jersey Shore

I'm glad the photo on the right didn't include his cardboard sign and paper cup filled with change, or this image might be depressing rather than humorous! -Spencer Pratt