You sir... are a loony! -Graham Chapman

Terry Gilliam just nails the whole Christmas card thing. Plain and simple.

No sir, it doesn't look like you stepped in any dog poo.

(John Cleese)

Yeah, well, my lumberjack husband stole my cocktail hat and my suspenders and my bra -John Cleese

Sorry, I'm afraid the cost to fill your gas tank is just a bit more. -Monty Python

MONTY PYTHON not all of their cast members are a welcome cameo on American sitcoms (Ed O'Neill)