I'm so excited! I can't wait until my 8-year old grandson gets here! Neither can I! -Michael Jackson

Psst, Agnes! Doesn't Marjorie look a little...different to you? -Michael Jackson

Despicable Me -Michael Jackson

Proof that aliens visited Ancient Egypt. -Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy

Michael, let me give you my plastic surgeon's number, he'll work miracles on you. What a great idea! Surely nothing could go wrong. -Micheal Jackson