Language and English do not compare to the works as recited by this man...
-Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Michael Douglas, Lawrence Fishburne, Jesse Eisenberg, Russell Crowe, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Hugh Laurie, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey, Jr., Jim Parsons, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jack Black, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hiddleston

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Caption ALL the celebrities!

So I guess parenthood is full of surprises, huh? You have no idea. -Wall Street

YOU OWE ME A RABBIT B*TCH!

(Michael Douglas, Glenn Close)

All I said was what's for dinner. -Michael Douglas, Glenn Close

These Douglas Boys Could Teach That Sheen Kid About Real WINNING And TALENT !!! -Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas

You're not my real dad My real dad's cool He has a hat and a whip -Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf