Twitter, if it had a person as its logo. -Michael Cera

And next week on, "To Catch A Predator."... -Michael Cera

Amber Alert I abducted myself -Michael Cera's Mustache

Does the carpet Match the drapes?

(Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Cera)

TEEN IDOLS Not what they used to be

(Michael Cera)

Defeat evil boyfriends then quit it. -Michael Cera

You know I'm only dating you for your Facebook money, right? (Alison Pill, Michael Cera)