Time To Deliver The "McConaughey" Defense...

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Time To Deliver The "McConaughey" Defense...
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I think we're losing this case. Act like a lovable loser again. It usually charms people. -Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Phillipe

AT&True Detective

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Do you kids understand infinity? Well, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Shirts? We Don't Need no Stinkin' Shirts!

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Shirts? We Don't Need no Stinkin' Shirts!
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Can't act. Disregard shirt. B*tch, please. -Matthew McConaughey, Taylor Lautner

Get Ready For The Greatest Night Of Your Life!

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Get Ready For The Greatest Night Of Your Life!
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Hi, I'm God. Remember my name, 'cause you'll be screaming it later on tonight... (Matthew McConaughey, Morgan Freeman)