I hope you step on a Lego. I hope you step on two of them. -Matthew McConaughey, Bryan Cranston

hey....on a scale from bro to 10 how bad you wanna come at me? -Matthew McConaughey, Bryan Cranston

Can't Act Disregard Shirt

(Matthew McConaughey)

I think we're losing this case. Act like a lovable loser again. It usually charms people. -Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Phillipe

Breaking News - Footage of McConaughey wearing shirt surfaces; "We don't know what to make of this," say experts. -Matthew McConaughey

Hey! Hey! You! You! I Don't Like Your Girlfriend -Matthew McConaughey, Morgan Freeman

Hi, I'm God. Remember my name, 'cause you'll be screaming it later on tonight... (Matthew McConaughey, Morgan Freeman)