-Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron

Caption ALL the celebrities!

General Edwin H. Stoughton Totally Looks Like Matthew McConaughey

That TOTALLY looks like something!

Catch up with the cast from "Dazed and Confused" over at The FW!

Extra Small and I'm not talking about his shirt... -Matthew McConaughey

And this is where we Keep the Shake-Weights -Matthew Bomer, Matthew McConaughey

Can't act. Disregard shirt. B*tch, please. -Matthew McConaughey, Taylor Lautner

Don't worry, we're from the internet. -Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron