So, Tom, how's that Scientology gig going for you these days? -Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise

He seriously joined Twitter just so he could talk about Justin Bieber. Matt Lauer is officially the creepiest old man ever now.

I still matter to people. LOL yeah, about as much as Bob Saget. -Zac Efron, Matt Lauer

... and that's why they call it a filthy trombone. -Matt Lauer, Lindsay Lohan

so your saying you have many aliens living inside you. yes. even in your balls? ESPECIALLY in by balls. Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise

got ur nose! -Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise