They Promised Not To Tell!

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They Promised Not To Tell!
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Mr. Damon's Abs Double - Buster Coen It was supposed to be secret :(

Poor Matt

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Please wipe off shoes on Matt before exiting. Thanks! -Matt Damon

I'm Guessing They're Out Of Activia As Well...

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I'm Guessing They're Out Of Activia As Well...
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It's the end of the world and they took ALL of the Total cereal... who the hell eats Total? -Matt Damon

<strike>Matt Damon</strike> Santa Claus Is Coming to Town!

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Santa Claus, who looks a lot like Matt Damon under that beard, wants you to give the best gift of all this Christmas: the gift of clean water.

And though it sounds like a very kind and thoughtful gift indeed, the children just aren't having it.