The worst part about her kicking your ass...is trying to hide your erection. -Lucy Lawless

Please don't beg for mercy. That makes me crack up! -Lucy Lawless

Don't you DARE go out with all those threads hanging, young lady! Come here and let me trim them for you... -Lucy Lawless

I'M NOT A DOCTOR but I'm willing to take a look. -Lucy Lawless

The better you are... The less armor you need. -Lucy Lawless

tron the early years -Lucy Lawless

One more ring on the bottle and that big pink stuffed teddy bear is MINE!! (Lucy Lawless)