Priceless a face that says "Oh my god, I'm next to Paul McCartney!"
-Sir Paul McCartney, Barack Obama

I was elected to lead, not to read!

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
-Charlton Heston

I was elected to lead, not to read!

. . .AND THE CAT GETS A CAPTION THAT SAYS "CLEVERNESS HERE!" CLEVERNESS, ELAINE! FROM A CAT! AND THEN THEY'VE GOT DOGS, THOUSANDS OF TALKING DOGS. . . (Seinfeld)

Star Wars Episode VII: A New Pope (Darth Vader* kinda)

Jessica Rabbit oh my god she's real. (Christina Hendricks)

be careful dont overswaggulate (Don "Magic" Juan)

Sad Keanu? Sad Keanu??? I'm sorry...I dont know what you mean (Jim Carrey)