C'mon, guys! I don't shoplift EVERY time I come to the mall... -Lindsay Lohan

I've totally changed. Can't you see the science experiment that is my face? -Lindsay Lohan

-Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams

Coc*ine World Championship Finals -Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan

... and that's why they call it a filthy trombone. -Matt Lauer, Lindsay Lohan

-Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah McLachlan

So, don't take less than $300 an hour, right? Actually, from this angle, you may wanna drop it to $200. -Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan