"So, Leo hasn't had an official girlfriend since Toni Garrn. He and Toni broke up – he dumped her – last fall, after which Toni sort of lost her mind for a month and she was stalking him all over Miami. But I think she's over it now. Several weeks ago, there was a rumor that he's been "getting very close" to another blonde model named Kelly Rohrbach, but Kelly hasn't become his official girlfriend yet. So would it shock you to learn that Leo is trying out Tinder?"
He looks so sad these days with that beard. Even his man-bun has trouble reminding us of the magic that once set Kate Winslet afloat in the cold waters of the northern Atlantic.
But to those who still think Gatsby is pretty great — feel free to swipe right.