Wanna hear a joke, kid? Why did the Alzheimer's patient forget the punchline to his joke? Wanna hear a joke, kid?

(Larry King)

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

(Larry King)

I don't want to click links anymore. Except for this one.

I SEE ONE OF THE CHICKENS HAS COME HOME TO ROOST.

(Larry King

LARRY KING sure knows how to pick 'em. -Larry King

Red Bull gives you wings (Larry King)