I AM THE 1%

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1% OF THE KARDASHIAN KLAN HAS HAD 99% OF THE PLASTIC SURGERY. I AM THE 1% -Kris Jenner

That Pretty Much Sums Them Up

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Nasty, filthy, disease-infested animals serving no purpose except to let people ride them for money. The camels are cute though. -Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian

A Must Have Book For Any Aspiring Stage Mom

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Parenting. You're doing it wrong. -Kris Jenner

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