dr jack bauer relaxes after another successful attempt to surgically remove terrorism out of an al qaeda operative. with his fists.
I did it. I can't believe I finally did it. I filled an entire hospital with terrorists that I've maimed over the past 24 hours.
One last chance mister, now tell me when the cable installer will be at my house. I swear to god all I know is that he will arrive between 8am and 4pm!
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