Santa Claus, who looks a lot like Matt Damon under that beard, wants you to give the best gift of all this Christmas: the gift of clean water.

And though it sounds like a very kind and thoughtful gift indeed, the children just aren't having it.

Pray for the little ones Especially this little one

(Gary Busey)

Stay in th' lines! Stay in th' lines! Stay in th' lines!

(Drake)

STFU I'm watching the game

('60s Spider-Man)

WHAT IF SHE TURNS ME INTO SOME WEIRD DRESS

(Lady Gaga)

WE NEED A FECKIN' HOBBY

(The Duggars)